I feel your pain.  But I also feel the pain of the designers when they try to find a place to put a decent sized toolbox.  I recently picked up a 30mm ammo box at a flea market for a few dollars.  It's big enough to store two big or three small cats!  But trying to figure out where to attach it has got me stumped.  Every time I think I have a good spot it creates some unintended conflict - blocks view of 3pt or PTO, can't raise/lower ROP, interferes with FEL, etc, etc.  I'll figure some way to mount that sucker, just not before I relocate the lights on the rear fender (which lights I tore up in the woods within 90 days of taking delivery of TOM (The Orange Menace).  
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