paulharvey
Veteran Member
Found two 16ft x 16ft x 3ft deep cast concrete cattle water troughs in the tree line we where clearing for a new road.
- Recently forming up a new farm road we hit with a 200hp FEL what we first thought to be a large rock, the bucket cutting lip threw one huge spark & made that screaming sound like fingernails being dragged down a blackboard...... What initially looked like a c.3T rock just below the surface & the only rock we've encounter for miles around in this shale clay area turned out to be (the more we dug around the perimeter with an excavator) a petrified tree trunk of 20ft+ & c.36" diameter, needless to say we left it alone & rerouted the road slightly
I bet he did, repeatedly.
The vibrator??
Not doing roadwork but got a kick out of this.
I got into the walking habit 3 years back and walk every day down our rural road. Was walking one day last spring and noticed a small UPS box on the side off the road..partially open via chewing...figured the neighbor's mongrel dog who runs loose grabbed it from somebodies house as it does all the time. Picked it up and it was addressed to the divorced neighbor woman who lives on the other side of us...yep..inside was a new vibrator.
Died laughing..decided to carry it back and placed it inside of her mailbox at night after showing my wife..She died laughing too.
And I know what you are thinking..No I wouldn't ...fat and unattractive