Ummm, can we just keep things as they are? I cannot keep up anymore with all the "improvements" happening in every facet of life...including tractors. Cell phones that fit inside your ear, refrigerators that connect you to the web for recipes, cars with more buttons than a 747...come on already. Maybe I'm the big party pooper in this gig, but all I want is to go back 20 years when it was all "normal." What's next, back scratchers while you mow your lawn? Where are the brave men in the corporate meetings who speak up and say "Men love metal, let's give em' some more of that stuff?"
To the fine men and women who fly 747s in their cars, search for recipes on the web from refrigerators, and put those little cell phone thingys in your ears, I apologize for the cave man in me that just wants some fire, stone, water, and a John Deere tractor with lot's of metal. (Ok, and a cavewoman too...a simple one please...helps with the blood pressure.) For the corporate types who keep making these changes...meet me in the alley at sundown...I promise it will be a quick meeting. Thanks.