3-Point Hitch Stuck 3-point lowering knob

[Jeff396]

I assume you mean a glass bottle. I just can't get used to drinking a beer out of a wide mouth plastic bottle sold at events....yech!

Jeff

 

[MarkV]

OK, how many bottled beers could you ice down in the bucket of a B21 FEL? This may be a research project I’ll have to study---------for the benefit of the forum---of course./w3tcompact/icons/eyes.gif

MarkV

 

[Old_Wanker]

<font color=blue>Clamp the vise grips to the shaft and not the knob.
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Good point KubMech. Here I was with pictures of JohnnyD putting the vice grips on the knob.

 

[Old_Wanker]

I believe there are at least seven variables. Perhaps you can come up with some more. Im guessing these would be:

B - amount of beer
C - cooling factor (bottle or can)
I - amount of ice
N - number of people drinking
T - how hot the day is
S - sports factor - whether theres a game on or not
W - presence of the wife

Now I just have to think of an equation to put them all together.

 

[MrP]

B= ((NC)(2+S+I) to the power of T) * Square root of W; where W = -1 if wife around and 1 if not.

Because the square root of -1 is "i" meaning imaginary. And we all know that the consumption of beer is only imaginary if the wife is around. /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

Do I get a virtual beer too? If so, make mine a Bass.

 

[JohnnyD]

Hey guys, I new there were a much more important things to discuss than my stuck (now un-stuck) 3 point shaft. I believe that the "positive beer factors" (B, C, I, T, N) are inversely proportional to W. Thus as any one of the positive beer factors increases, W becomes an ever increasingly smaller number. Eventually, if any one, or the combined product of the positive beer factors becomes to large, W will ultimately=0, thus the final number = 0. By the way, Bass gets my vote too ... John

 

[MarkV]

Do we need to add a "P" factor?/w3tcompact/icons/eyes.gif

MarkV

 

[Jeff396]

/w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif

Jeff

 

[Old_Wanker]

P and W factors are dependant on one another. As W tends to zero so does P. (no wives around you can just pee in the bushes!)

Sooner or later this thread is bound to be moderated ...