Well, it has taken several days for me to decide to share some of my weekend tractor experiences with y'all. It's not easy having to admit that I am both a complete idiot
and lucky to be alive. /w3tcompact/icons/frown.gif
If you recall the post that started this thread, I came close to tipping my tractor over on myself by chaining a small dead tree to one side of my bucket and lifting (while standing
next to my tractor, no less). When I recovered from that one, I successfully lifted the tree out by centering the bucket forks on the tree, chaining it up and lifting straight up, as shown in
this picture.
So this last weekend, another similarly-sized dead tree was in my way. This time I started with the exact same approach as in the picture 'cuz that was now tried and proven. Or so I thought. Two factors were a little different this time -- the tree had better roots, and the ground was now fairly muddy.
This time I was at least strapped into the seat, as I should be, and I tried to "curl" the tree out. I tried nudging the tree back and forth with the bucket a little to loosen it up. When I tried to curl it again, the chain slipped on the tree a little, so I raised the bucket a little (heaven forbid I get off the tractor and re-set the chain). I sensed a little progress, but the chain slipped a little more, so I raised the bucket a little more. The tree appeared about ready to come out, so I go the bright idea to slowly back the tractor up and just drag that dang twig out of the ground.
In less than a heartbeat, my right rear wheel spun a hole in the muddy ground and the tractor listed to that side. It then caught traction again and resumed pulling -- pulling the two left wheels off the ground so quickly I hardly had time to react. I instinctively let off the gas, stomped on the clutch and hit the brakes. I was now literally teetering on two wheels, and I was sure I was going over. As my life took on that queasy slow-motion feeling, I finally realized that my bucket was
way too high to be pulling anything and that's what was pulling me over.
In a panic, I slammed the loader control forward and the tractor ungracefully plopped back down on all fours. The whole episode must have lasted no more than 3 seconds, but any of you who have had a similar experience, you know how long those seconds felt. /w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif
I decided I liked the tree right where it was, and just pushed my way around it so I could get on with my next disaster. It took less than 20 minutes --
My whole goal was to clear a temporary path to our well head so I could haul a new housing (a remodeled doghouse) out to it. Then next obstacle was a fallen tree, maybe 12 inches in diameter. It had conveniently broken so that if I could just move a 10-foot section of it, I could scoot right through. So, with relative ease, I slipped under that section with my bucket forks and picked it up. I maneuvered it towards a sort of natural woodpile nearby and decided I wanted to drop this log towards the backside of the pile. As I approached the pile, I raised my load high enough for clearance, but an annoying branch was sticking up from the pile and was trying to dislodge my cargo.
So, with my attention focused on the annoying branch and the underside of the bucket, I raised it still higher until I had just about cleared the obstacle.
CRASH!!!
I thought my tractor had exploded right in my face. Close enough -- the log on my forks had rolled backwards, right off the bucket and down the loader arms and right at
me! Then only thing that stopped it from becoming part of my dental work was a branch of its own which caught on the base of my exhaust stack!
Miraculously, there was no damage, not even a scratch, to the tractor, and I was thankful the seat is washable. /w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif
All I could do was to scream out loud about how stupid I had been -- for the second time in less than half an hour. In both cases I
knew better than to do what I had done, yet somehow (brain fart?) I had totally lost track of what I was doing and nearly paid the price.
Like I said, this is fairly embarassing to write about, but I know there are other newbies on this board who
might benefit from hearing from a first-class idiot.