Stupid workplace safety rules

   / Stupid workplace safety rules #21  
When working on large jobs where the object is to raise the grade by several feet, the common practice with a dump truck and trailer was to raise both boxes about 6 inches above the top of the second stage, just enough to make some of the material slough back against the tailgate, communicate with the spotter, drive by him at about 10 mph and 3 feet away, watch is hand signal and pop the trailer tailgate, count to two, pop the truck tailgate then work the levers for the boxes raising them to the top and dropping them when empty. The result was a nice continuous 8-10" spread of both boxes. We did it this way for years, it was fast and safe. The next truck would come along about 45 seconds behind and spread beside the previous truck.
We started doing this at one local refinery and were told that is was forbidden as unsafe. (We had done this at two previous refineries) Their solution was for us to stop raise our trailer box, and try to get a loaded truck moving again on fairly soft ground without getting stuck. If we succeeded we then had to back our trailers onto the spread we just laid down as straight as possible, meanwhile the next truck was coming by three feet away laying down his trailer. It scared the crap out me at times because it was next to impossible to keep completely in my lane while backing because the trailer wanted to take the path of least resistance. The spotter was required to be well away from the trucks and had to describe where he wanted the gravel on field of gravel. After the job was finished I met one of the general contractor's supervisors at a different job and he mentioned some of the rules they came up with for his operators. In talking about the refinery job, we concluded that it was so safe that is was dangerous.
It's not always the government regulators, sometimes it's somebody who is unfamiliar with how it is done safely.
As a post script, even though this was at a refinery, it was on an undeveloped part of the property with no tanks, oil lines, steam lines or electrical within 300 yards of the job.
 
   / Stupid workplace safety rules #22  
Probably three! Men, Women and Gender Neutral!

And all handicap accessible.

Yep. And then there was the one about toilet seats. Had to have the cut-out in front so we would mash winkie under it.
 
   / Stupid workplace safety rules #23  
Here's a genius one for you. "All hand injuries can be prevented by wearing appropriate gloves at ALL TIMES." This is a good one when you are trying to start some M4 button head screws through a guard or cover somewhere. Then they took all the Stanley knives and razor blade scrapers away and gave us the stupid self retracting knives with round tip blades and get this...plastic razor blades!
 
   / Stupid workplace safety rules #24  
Here's a genius one for you. "All hand injuries can be prevented by wearing appropriate gloves at ALL TIMES." This is a good one when you are trying to start some M4 button head screws through a guard or cover somewhere. Then they took all the Stanley knives and razor blade scrapers away and gave us the stupid self retracting knives with round tip blades and get this...plastic razor blades!
Just curious, but did they also give you big crayons to avoid accidental stabbing with pencils?
I remember the woodshop teacher in high school warning everyone not to wear gloves around saws, pulleys, etc because the saw can grab the glove and suck it along with your hand into the saw or wrap around a pulley. I can even remember a short but graphic instructional film on the subject. That was fifty years ago so maybe things have changed.
 
   / Stupid workplace safety rules #25  
Just curious, but did they also give you big crayons to avoid accidental stabbing with pencils?
I remember the woodshop teacher in high school warning everyone not to wear gloves around saws, pulleys, etc because the saw can grab the glove and suck it along with your hand into the saw or wrap around a pulley. I can even remember a short but graphic instructional film on the subject. That was fifty years ago so maybe things have changed.
I think they have eliminated all the school shop classes.
 
   / Stupid workplace safety rules #26  
I think they have eliminated all the school shop classes.

Right, you aren't supposed to learn anything in school now days, just pass thru so the teachers don't look bad. After all, kids are supposed to go to college to learn something so they can get a white collar job and then hire any "shop taught" things done.
 
   / Stupid workplace safety rules #27  
I got stabbed as a kid with a pencil, from a kid coming back from the pencil sharpener. I still have the mark in my abdomen. That and stepping on thumb tacks. No one cared! God, I love those days!
 
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We gave our daughter some of those big crayons to play with outside when she was about 5, they went missing one night and she was quite distraught, we searched everywhere outside for them and had no idea where they had gone until we found a large rainbow dog faeces and a very guilty looking Corgi
 
   / Stupid workplace safety rules #29  
Quote Originally Posted by Mendonsy View Post
I think they have eliminated all the school shop classes.
Right, you aren't supposed to learn anything in school now days, just pass thru so the teachers don't look bad. After all, kids are supposed to go to college to learn something so they can get a white collar job and then hire any "shop taught" things done.

About passing kids thru - We have a kid in our neighborhood that just graduated high school but has difficulty reading more than 2 syllable words. Then they tried to get him to attend a remedial school after graduation to get him to where he needs to be, but last I heard, he dropped out. He thinks he's doing fine!
 
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   / Stupid workplace safety rules #30  
Yep. And then there was the one about toilet seats. Had to have the cut-out in front so we would mash winkie under it.

:thumbsup: Yep... failed a final building inspection on that once... Plumber got wrong seat, figured what could go wrong...
 

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