> > SUPER GRANNY---DEFENDER OF JUSTICE
> > > ========================================
> > >
> > > This is supposedly a true story. An elderly Florida
> > > lady did her shopping, and upon returning
> > > to her car found four males in the act
> > > of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped
> > > her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
> > > proceeding to scream at the top of her
> > > voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to
> > > use it! Get out of the car!"
> > >
> > > The four men didn't wait for a second
> > > invitation. They got out and ran like
> > > mad.
> > >
> > > The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded
> > > to load her shopping bags into the back
> > > of the car and get into the driver's seat.
> > > She was so shaken that she could not get
> > > her key into the ignition. She tried and
> > > tried, and then it dawned on her why. A
> > > few minutes later she found her own car
> > > parked four or five spaces farther down.
> > > She loaded her bags into the car and then
> > > drove to the police station.
> > >
> > > The sergeant to whom she told the story
> > > nearly tore himself in two with laughter.
> > > He pointed to the other end of the counter,
> > > where four pale men were reporting a car-
> > > jacking by a mad, elderly woman described
> > > as white, less than five feet tall, glasses,
> > > curly white hair, and carrying a large
> > > handgun.
> > >
> > > No charges were filed.
> > >
> > > AH, SENIOR MOMENTS!
> > > ========================================
> > >
> > > This is supposedly a true story. An elderly Florida
> > > lady did her shopping, and upon returning
> > > to her car found four males in the act
> > > of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped
> > > her shopping bags and drew her handgun,
> > > proceeding to scream at the top of her
> > > voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to
> > > use it! Get out of the car!"
> > >
> > > The four men didn't wait for a second
> > > invitation. They got out and ran like
> > > mad.
> > >
> > > The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded
> > > to load her shopping bags into the back
> > > of the car and get into the driver's seat.
> > > She was so shaken that she could not get
> > > her key into the ignition. She tried and
> > > tried, and then it dawned on her why. A
> > > few minutes later she found her own car
> > > parked four or five spaces farther down.
> > > She loaded her bags into the car and then
> > > drove to the police station.
> > >
> > > The sergeant to whom she told the story
> > > nearly tore himself in two with laughter.
> > > He pointed to the other end of the counter,
> > > where four pale men were reporting a car-
> > > jacking by a mad, elderly woman described
> > > as white, less than five feet tall, glasses,
> > > curly white hair, and carrying a large
> > > handgun.
> > >
> > > No charges were filed.
> > >
> > > AH, SENIOR MOMENTS!
