Texas Fall/Winter thread!

[sseelhoff]

Blue River, since you started it

Q: What is the definition of safe *** in Oklahoma? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Q: Why do OU students have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First!

Q: Whats the difference between the Oklahoma Sooners and cheerios? A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!

A group of Sociologists was recently hired by the concerned OU freshman parents. Much to the parents' dismay, the study revealed what they had feared. Once the students leave home, their children are 80% more likely to use this substance than children who stay at home. That substance? Soap.

 

[Lou66]

Jim, check was in the mail, but I may send it to Lou to buy into the Coffee/***** house/ golf course/ hay field business. Only draw back, Lou would drink all the profit.

Dennis we can't say ***** house,, We of business knowledge.:confused3:. Like to think of it as a golf cart of ill repute,, I been on craigslist all afternoon looking for the proper drivers,, made some friends,:cool2:, you know craigslist is not all about selling golf carts.:shocked:. Send the check,, I will be standing outside in the cold by the mailbox,, waiting.. Lou

 

[Lou66]

Probably heard this one ... Texan is visiting Oklahoma ... Tells an elderly woman that his ranch is so big he gets in his truck in the morning and come nightfall he finally reaches the other end of his ranch ...










The old gal says "yep my husband had a truck like that once"

it was a Ford I bet,, I have one,:laughing:, Lou

 

[txdon]

We have sky ice in central TX. 31˚ Windy, no snow just a little frozen rain.

Lou, I'll send some toward the coast.

I'm laughing Lou.:laughing:

 

[Lou66]

We have sky ice in central TX. 31˚ Windy, no snow just a little frozen rain.

Lou, I'll send some toward the coast.

I'm laughing Lou.:laughing:

Send it Don,, Jim Beam and I have the good plants covered.. I used big trash cans with big rocks on top.:thumbsup:. The neighbors wanted to know were I got the trash cans,, I said I ordered them when I hear a snow storm was coming.. The truth is I had about 20 of them in the barn that was used as storage for feed.. when I had ten horses and ten grandkids that took care of them.. Then they quit taken care of them and the horses ran away from home.. Lou

 

[robbyr]

The one I heard was its windy in Texas cuz Oklahoma sucks.

 

[robbyr]

Some of y'all were posting about fuel tanks. Here's one we made from a 60 gallon air compressor tank. It has skid plates so it can be picked up with skid steer and loaded in truck. Also has quick coupler so we can shoot some air pressure in it to push the diesel out. Works pretty good.

 

[bindian]

FG,
Are you working too hard? We haven't heard from you in a handful of days.
hugs, Brandi