Texas Fall/Winter thread!

[Lou66]

warthog, hedgehog, groundhog or a hog hog,, in this part of the state I call them a reason to bbq.. get out the sheet and golf balls boys we got us a hog.:laughing:. Lou

 

[Lou66]

the sheet is for covering up the skeet.. in case it rains..Lou

 

[jinman]

Well my wife was out walking the dog in her Babushka an returned to report an anomalous situation.

"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he ever got into my pajamas, I don't know." -- Groucho Marx

Oh, what I'd give to have my pond overflow dripping/squirting/running water. Like the bridge to nowhere, I have plumbing from nothing to nowhere.

Lou: Is this the Warthog you were talking about?

 

[Lou66]

I don't know nothing about no hedgehog woman,, But Betty has holler pull a couple of times,,:laughing:Lou

 

[Lou66]

Jim isn't that what FG going to buy to fly her and Brandi to Arkansas to see the razor backs.:confused3::laughing:. Lou

 

[Lou66]

I thought Ron was like in Kansas or something,:confused3:, He in Russia.. No wonder I don't understand him sometimes.:duh:. Lou

 

[Western]

I thought Ron was like in Kansas or something,:confused3:, He in Russia.. No wonder I don't understand him sometimes.:duh:. Lou

Yeah Lou, sometimes his accent is pretty heavy:laughing:

Ron, I know what the hat/scarf is thanks to Google:thumbsup: Knew what they where, but not the name. We don't use them down here and I'd be scared to wear one in Texas, some intoxicated hay field, golf range owning Texas redneck may think is a rabbit on my head and start"chut'n"

If Bill Orielly ran for President, I would even vote 2-4 times like they did for the current, ah,,,er...guy He is a temperamental fellow, but a smart individual, doesn't loose very often. Even some GOP fellas are "skeered" of him.