I'm on my fourth tractor and the wife says it is the last.
My first thought for this post was no camera, no pictures, Deny, Deny , Deny.
In 1977 I was using a 446 Case garden tractor to back fill and move old cement blocks around a new basement under my house. Lifting one of the blocks I pinched my finger between the block and my wedding band. I removed the wedding band, setting it on the front blade of the tractor. My intention was to retrieve it after moving the blocks. Some days later (or weeks) my wife said "Where is your wedding band" and my mind went blank. She would ask me periodically about the wedding band and after searching every where I had given it up. In 1997 I was building a shelter for my Kubota B 7100 and was using deck blocks for a base. Leveling the last block I spotted what looked like a copper cap for half inch pipe. My first thought was to ignore it but then something said "pick it up you are going to need one someday". I was holding my wedding band. I called my wife and said "gollum" (from Lord of the Rings) and hung up. She immediately called back and said "You found your wedding band didn't you?". The details of this were remembered after I found the ring but it is a true story. What makes it even more amazing is that the yard had been dug up for a deck, field bed and a garage extension after I lost the ring. I often joked that if I dug up the yard one more time my wife was going to bury me in it.
I was using a Norse 180 winch with the
B7100 Kubota. A tree I cut hung up and the safest way to pull it down was with the winch. After moving the tractor over and connecting the chain I tried to winch the tree down. It wouldn't come. After about a half hour of pulling and winching from all angles I was getting very frustrated. Taking a closer look at the tree to see what was holding it I discovered that I had the wrong tree. (My wife just read this and laughed, guess there are some things I haven't told her)
Trading up to an L 3710 life should have gotten easier. I left the tractor in the bush one night with my saw under the bucket for protection. When I returned the next morning the saw was visible under the bucket. Starting the tractor to warm it up I moved to the rear to check the log load, mounted the tractor and drove over my saw. No real damage (it's a husky and I still use it today) except to my pride.
A month ago I took delivery of a Kioti DS 4110 HS. With my first trip to the bush, less than 20 hours, it seemed logical to widen the trail by pushing over a dead balsam. For some reason after the initial push and the tree started over, I didn't back up but continued forward. A root came up, threaded the needle between the grill guard, the belly plate, the main frame and the axle pushing my rad back. The bottom nipples broke on both sides, anti-freeze all gone and me stranded. Removed the rad to the shop for an epoxy repair and away we go. I returned to the bush after the repairs and had a blown down tree slide up over the bucket pushing in my front end. Glue guns are fantastic. I now have 75 hours on the tractor with no further mishaps.