Well, are you ready for this? Hang on to your shorts. I was trying to get some sleep this morning as I'd been up all night sweaty and in pain. Suddenly the house was rocked by a huge boom. Then another. Soon I received a message from a neighbor telling me that there was an active shooter in the neighborhood (across the street) and to stay in the house, away from the windows. After laying there for a bit I started hearing the "pop pop pop" of a rifle. I received a warning on my phone saying "shelter in place". Then another neighbor called me to tell me that the police had broken down my back fence and were on my deck. Yep, it was the SWAT team. They set up equipment for a sniper. They removed a board from another fence so he'd have clear vision to the house across the street. Suddenly the shooting started up again and I could hear bullets hitting my house. I also heard glass breaking. This went on for what seemed like an eternity. Then we got the all clear that we could leave our homes. I "limped" around the house and found multiple bullet holes in my office, inside doors, bookcase. hallway and guest room! One bullet had broken a vase and there was debris everywhere. The shooter had some high powered equipment and was also throwing explosives!!! I've been interviewed 5 times already and the Major Crimes Unit is outside right now, with floodlights, going through flower beds, looking at every piece of siding, to count bullet holes. If the bullet is still there, they remove it. Then they're coming inside, in about an hour, to search for more bullets. This neighbor is going to have a lot of charges filed against him. He needs help, he really does. Anyway, this was the cherry on the crapfest sundae! I'm hotter than h-e-double toothpicks, my back has never hurt like this before, and my house has holes on it!! Okay, July, you can go away now.