... legs. Just then Japanese Ninjas sprang out from the Kudzu they were hidden in. Swords were flying and strange sounds emanated from the attackers. Waaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa Heeeeeeee!
Just then Rex the Wonder Dog dashed on the scene and attacked the Ninjas. A yuppy drove by in a yuppy truck (with a chrome ball hitch) spewing slippery tranny fluid all over the ground.
Just when John thought things could not get any stranger a........