Tractor Soap Opera

[AndyM]

...he saw his next door neighbors were getting their new tractor delievered. It was a big red...

 

[OkeeDon]

...Stump Puller 1000. John couldn't believe his eyes! He...

 

[NIXON]

saw the Kudzu slowly wrapped itself around his..........



John

 

[Dozernut]

... legs. Just then Japanese Ninjas sprang out from the Kudzu they were hidden in. Swords were flying and strange sounds emanated from the attackers. Waaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa Heeeeeeee!
Just then Rex the Wonder Dog dashed on the scene and attacked the Ninjas. A yuppy drove by in a yuppy truck (with a chrome ball hitch) spewing slippery tranny fluid all over the ground.
Just when John thought things could not get any stranger a........

 

[OkeeDon]

...stranger appeared. "Look Out!", yelled Marsha, "He's...

 

[slowzuki]

...got a copy of your grade 6 report card and a giant beach wall! Quick throw me the keys to the...

 

[MikeIIA]

...other one because it has got to be....

 

[wasabi]

....the end! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[MikeIIA]

instinctively Marsha tossed John the keys and began to...

 

[Pigeon]

...feverishly crank the engine of the New Holland, attempting to start it. "Danged old left-over Ford" she cried as she...