Tractor Soap Opera

[Dozernut]

John was operating his tractor, removing stumps, while Marsha watched the with great interest. Suddenly ???????????????

Add your own line. Enjoy! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[OkeeDon]

Suddenly, Marsha cried, "Look Out!!"

 

[Egon]

John, wearing ear plugs and muffs, not hearing Martha blithly carried on as ?????

Egon

 

[MikeIIA]

... the tractor continued to strain from the intense pressures being exerted on the chain attached to the stump...Mike

 

[fivestring]

"Marsha gave him "the people's elbow", removing him from the seat, and she took over the controls. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[Golfgar4]

Marsha ran to John, exclaiming.."I CAN'T stand to be without you! I'm going to get my own tractor so that we can always stump together!!"

 

[farmerpsv]

but alas, we're not allowed to stump on this web site... /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
paul

 

[Golfgar4]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( but alas, we're not allowed to stump on this web site... )</font>

/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gifHmmmm.......

Better move to cable! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[WVBill]

Suddenly, John's wife appeared driving her Kubota ...

 

[MikeIIA]

...she cautiously inched nearer her husbands tiny John Deere....

 

[Whiskey]

john's wife was screaming at the top of her lungs "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!!!!

 

[MikeIIA]

having drained all his fuel...John withdrew his now flaccid tractor from the stump as Marsha continued working on the stump with her new Kubota....

 

[valkman]

"You will never have John!, he loves me and my Kubota" said John's wife, Brunhilda, fiercely.

 

[farmerpsv]

...and yet, while Brunhilda is right, she has failed to realize that john suffers from a classic case of tractor envy...

 

[Inspector507]

........then John backed up to the BIG tree and hooked the chain on his ROPS and said.........."Hey Y'all Watch this !! "

 

[MikeIIA]

...I'm gonna lengthen my ROPS..... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Dozernut]

John's evil neighbor, Snidely Whiplash, burst upon the scene and grabbed the lovely Marsha. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Then proceded to drive away on his Belarus tractor, while Marsha yelled John, John! To which he replied, Marsha, Marsha! /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

[Golfgar4]

As John was vainly watching Marsha being taken away, he failed to notice Brunhilda approaching from the rear, snarling and muttering the name Marsha, Marsha, and at the same time, wielding a.......

 

[MikeIIA]

.....strange looking device she had purchased locally at her nearby Tractor Supply store during her last visit there.... /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[farmerpsv]

...it was the same thing that Gary bought...