Tractor Soap Opera

Inspector507 · Oct 2, 2003

........and uncovered all the junk Fred had been hoarding in the barn for years.........

s1120 · Oct 2, 2003

.....in that pile was the long rumered Stump puller 1000. The 1 and only one made, and is rumered to be able to pull any stump, big or small, or so said it's builder..........

theonlybull · Oct 2, 2003

and we all know what happened to him.........

MikeIIA · Oct 2, 2003

...the Stump Puller 1000 was in pieces but appeared complete...What a huge piece of equipment!!! AND Category 1 to boot...Reminded him of something he saw in a Star Wars movie...only different.
Hopefully it would still work... But would Marsha approve...

OkeeDon · Oct 3, 2003

...he turned to Marsha as she came in, to ask her opinion, but instead, Marsha yelled, "Lookout!"

Boondox · Oct 3, 2003

...except for members of TBN, who watched spellbound as...

MikeIIA · Oct 3, 2003

...a large swarm of yellow jacket wasps suddenly began to emerge and descend down on the invaders of their until now sacred territory.
Instinctively...John grabbed the arms of both his terrified female companions and bolted from the area leaving behind the Stump Puller 1000...
A new problem had arose in his already overloaded lifestyle... How would he be able to remove the prized Stump Puller 1000 from the building with these nasty pests guarding it so fiercely? He feverishly reached for his cell phone and began to call.....

JayC · Oct 3, 2003

...1-800-HELP-NOW...

RobS · Oct 3, 2003

... but just as he began dialing the phone it rang. Yes, it was a telemarketer. The sales pitch was long and fast. Before he knew it he had ordered an entire truckload of...

Gatorboy · Oct 3, 2003

...aluminum siding. Now, in an attempt to make a distress call, he realized that the cellphone battery has now died. "Darn those telemarketers -- I've got to put this number on the Do Not Call list."

So, instead he took his cell phone, and...