Tractor Soap Opera

[riptides]

... but had taken back due to the intended use violating the manufactures warrenty, so ....

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-Mike Z.

 

[Boondox]

...John shifted into high range and ...

 

[MikeIIA]

...could not help himself...He kept thinking about what Gary had recently bought and wanted one for himself also. Setting these envious feelings aside he fully opened the throttle of his tractor (seat belt on of course) as he drove into Phoenix to talk this over with...

 

[Boondox]

...Muhammad. Only he had the city wrong. Muhammad was near Tuscon, a few day's drive even in high range.

 

[RobS]

But his trip was for naught anyway as Muhammad was not home. He was...

 

[Golfgar4]

up north in Vermont checking out the fall colors and investigating a rumored gathering of eccentric individuals that had some weird ideas about getting a law passed that would require everybody in the United States to buy a tractor.

 

[s1120]

.......what made all the current tractor owners REAL happy, becouse resale went through the roof.........

 

[Mark_in_NH]

You guys have WAY to much tie on your hands. LOL /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[MikeIIA]

...sadly Muhammad soon discovered the rumored law was just that...A rumor..
As a result of this tractor resale values plummeted...
However Muhammad did get a good deal on a nice Grand Series Kubota which he began to drive back to Tuscon (with his seat belt on of course).
Meanwhile Brunhilda was having a discussion with Marsha about John when John walked in and said....

 

[Dozernut]

I am in love with Jennifer Lopez! If I can get Cindi to quit chasing her, I will make her mine! Just then a a tornado hit the barn and ***********


(Sorry Cindi, a creative moment)

 

[Inspector507]

........and uncovered all the junk Fred had been hoarding in the barn for years.........

 

[s1120]

.....in that pile was the long rumered Stump puller 1000. The 1 and only one made, and is rumered to be able to pull any stump, big or small, or so said it's builder..........

 

[theonlybull]

and we all know what happened to him.........

 

[MikeIIA]

...the Stump Puller 1000 was in pieces but appeared complete...What a huge piece of equipment!!! AND Category 1 to boot...Reminded him of something he saw in a Star Wars movie...only different.
Hopefully it would still work... But would Marsha approve...

 

[OkeeDon]

...he turned to Marsha as she came in, to ask her opinion, but instead, Marsha yelled, "Lookout!"

 

[Boondox]

...except for members of TBN, who watched spellbound as...

 

[MikeIIA]

...a large swarm of yellow jacket wasps suddenly began to emerge and descend down on the invaders of their until now sacred territory.
Instinctively...John grabbed the arms of both his terrified female companions and bolted from the area leaving behind the Stump Puller 1000...
A new problem had arose in his already overloaded lifestyle... How would he be able to remove the prized Stump Puller 1000 from the building with these nasty pests guarding it so fiercely? He feverishly reached for his cell phone and began to call.....

 

[JayC]

...1-800-HELP-NOW...

 

[RobS]

... but just as he began dialing the phone it rang. Yes, it was a telemarketer. The sales pitch was long and fast. Before he knew it he had ordered an entire truckload of...

 

[Gatorboy]

...aluminum siding. Now, in an attempt to make a distress call, he realized that the cellphone battery has now died. "Darn those telemarketers -- I've got to put this number on the Do Not Call list."

So, instead he took his cell phone, and...