Tractor trashing my Daisy Dukes
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roxynoodle
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You know I had to look!
mudcat
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Timber said:
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Timber
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Yea when your a sexy little thing like me your suppose to have all those body trinkets, It's a great look when I am lying out at the pool in my White Y back thong.mudcat said:
CDsdad
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Well, I ain't got a belly ring or a thong. The belly ring would have to be big as a donut and the thong would be a very large slingshot on me. I am the most tanned fat man in MS but only from thigh down and waist up. It is amazing how much grass and dust will accumulate on your back while bushhogging. I can only get off my MF on the left side, too big to squeeze around levers and throttle pedal on other side. They put a step on the right side of it. It's just for skinny folks I guess.
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Farmwithjunk said:
I was just noticing tonight as i walked out to my truck when i got off work that my knee was bothering me ( weather changing ). I had injured that knee back in december 05.. cartilage tear... still ain't right..
soundguy
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Soundguy said:
Hoping I don't sound too much like Al Bundy, highschool football got the ball rolling on the knee damage for me. Then 16 years of racing dirt bikes finished the job. (Enduros and Hare Scrambles) My right knee can forcast weather like the most advanced Dopler radar. Left knee doesn't hurt. In fact, the knee cap area is almost numb. 2 bad knees, a trick left shoulder, bad right wrist, a rib that never set right after breaking it 25 years ago, diabetic nueropothy in both feet, bad eye sight, hearing that's about gone, and allergies that are about to kill me................
If it wasn't for my breathtaking good looks, I wouldn't have a chance
roxynoodle
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I have had surgery on both my knees. Also have a broken rib from 2 years ago. I slipped and fell out of my truck putting up hay and wouldn't you know I would hit that little C-shaped tailgate latch that was sticking up on my way down? It tore one of my ribs right off the sternum. Other joints are falling apart left and right, but it turned out I have RA. What I thought were all overuse injuries are not. If you have a lot of joints bothering you, you might want to be evaluated. In fact it is because of this that I came to own a tractor in the first place. There is also a better weather forecaster than knees and broken ribs... it is called migraine! In my 16 years as a teacher I have never been wrong when I told the kids school would be closed the next day, LOL!
mudcat
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Timber said:Yea when your a sexy little thing like me your suppose to have all those body trinkets, It's a great look when I am lying out at the pool in my White Y back thong.
LMAO
Dude.
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Good thing you aren't a horse, with that list..
Soundguy
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Farmwithjunk said:Hoping I don't sound too much like Al Bundy, highschool football got the ball rolling on the knee damage for me. Then 16 years of racing dirt bikes finished the job. (Enduros and Hare Scrambles) My right knee can forcast weather like the most advanced Dopler radar. Left knee doesn't hurt. In fact, the knee cap area is almost numb. 2 bad knees, a trick left shoulder, bad right wrist, a rib that never set right after breaking it 25 years ago, diabetic nueropothy in both feet, bad eye sight, hearing that's about gone, and allergies that are about to kill me................
If it wasn't for my breathtaking good looks, I wouldn't have a chance
