U.S. States Most And Least Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

[smstonypoint]

It's well known that all the quitters and those that can't hack it move south. :laughing:

I have an alternative hypothesis, but I will refrain from articulating that hypothesis in the interest of maintaining civility.

Steve

 

[smstonypoint]

You surely have days when you wonder how the economy will change due to The Zombie Apocalypse. Invariably, you come back to the same old realization: "I need the advice of an economist. An economist would know how to answer my question."

Steve

 

[dave1949]

I have an alternative hypothesis, but I will refrain from articulating that hypothesis in the interest of maintaining civility.

Steve

Hmfppft! I can only surmise you refer to those shallow souls who depart a veritable Eden to pathetically pander to the emptiness of material wealth in some misbegotten cubicle Hades. :laughing:

 

[smstonypoint]

Hmfppft! I can only surmise you refer to those shallow souls who depart a veritable Eden to pathetically pander to the emptiness of material wealth in some misbegotten cubicle Hades. :laughing:

So, are your azaleas blooming yet?

Steve

 

[dave1949]

So, are your azaleas blooming yet?

Steve

Azaleas would not thrive in a cubicle, and the other inmates would likely sniff and piffle about their allergies.

How was your snowmobile season?

 

[buickanddeere]

The red areas tend to be obese and can't run as fast or as far.

 

[dave1949]

Some of the red areas would have trouble distinguishing targets. That would lead to friendly fire casualties which will definitely lower the survival rate.

 

[nc redneck]

" A Southern Boy Can Survive " Hank Jr.
Send them down South. We will F---- Them Up.
Send left overs back up North where they belong.

 

[dave1949]

The red areas tend to be obese and can't run as fast or as far.

Yep. They're only hope is to trap the zombies in pits filled with week-old sausage gravy, then throw biscuits at them. I think a biscuit can be thrown overhand without getting up from the table, should work.

 

[MossRoad]

Someone should take that map over to the politics thread, then overlay the last 3 presidential election maps that show county-by-county red-blue results. You'd by quite amazed by what results...