Well… that was stupid…

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Over the years my wife has driven me to the ER so many times. Here's a good one. I decided to put a Briggs motor on a bicycle. Top speed was about 65 mph...insane on a flimsy bicycle & no helmet. I had an ignition toggle switch for a "Jake brake".
First trial run I had the side cover off, started it, it was idling and I had a flat blade 6" shaft screwdriver I was going to adjust the carburetor with. BOOM! The screwdriver shaft hit the spinning flywheel fins which drove screwdriver into my right eye .
I shut motor off & pulled screwdriver out. Closed my good eye and looked at the sun. I was blind except sun I could see what looked like a purple curtain. I went to house "well...I did it now!" I said to wife. She grabbed a towel, drove me 80 mph to hospital flashers on, me holding a bloody towel over eye.
X-ray showed screwdriver went into my brain. (That's what's wrong with me ) Doctors asked why I pulled it out? Just a reaction. All they could do was sew up the eyelid, sent me home with an eyepatch and pain meds. The screwdriver went through lid at top, rolling eyeball back.
Looking at it next day it was horrible, red and iris wasn't there. I went to a local eye center to be checked out and given drops of some sort. Then checking every few days the white part appeared, then after a few weeks something below which was the iris. Day by day the iris slowly moved around until finally it was back! Vision was blurry at first but cleared up! Back at the eye center they called me "the miracle guy". I'm 71, no cataracts and they said 20-20 vision. I do use reading glasses for close work, although I can read normal print ok.
Well… now I don’t feel quite so stupid… :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
   / Well… that was stupid… #42  
X-ray showed screwdriver went into my brain.
Well, that explains a lot. (j/k)

I'm assuming you've read up plenty on Phineas Gage?

Awesome story. We need a whole thread of, "why women live longer than men." This could've been the inaugural post!
 
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Well, that explains a lot. (j/k)

I'm assuming you've read up plenty on Phineas Gage?

Awesome story. We need a whole thread of, "why women live longer than men." This could've been the inaugural post!
No way some of us might get new ideas beyond our normal range of stupid ideas...
 
   / Well… that was stupid… #44  
I have had a couple close calls with my table saw. The "worst" one (no loss of digits or function) was my own stupidity. It involved a narrow rip cut without using the zero clearance insert I had sitting on the shelf. Doh!

I think switching from using a table saw to a circular saw is a mistake. I do not see how a circular saw is safer than a table saw, especially when using push sticks and caution.

Doug in SW IA
 
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I’ll start with the “easy” one… I’ll just put in the thumbnail view… clic if’n ya wanna… there’s more where this came from…
Nice! Here's mine from a few years ago...

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One more pic… after the ER sewed the hamburger together…
 

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Hmmmm… maybe I’ll contact these people… offer them my severed digit in exchange… :ROFLMAO:
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One more pic… after the ER sewed the hamburger together…
I find that an injured finger like that will always get cold quick. I now have to wear mittens when I'm out in the very cold temps as my one finger doesn't have good circulation any more. Good luck!
 
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the damaged part is gone… hopefully the stub has good circulation…

I guess I’ll just wait and see

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