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What do you call fake noodles...?


"Impasta".....!

 

[bmaverick]

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?









Because they lactose!

 

[bmaverick]

What do farmers use to make crop circles?















A protractor.

 

[bmaverick]

What do you call a cow with no calf?


















Decaffeinated.

 

[bmaverick]

What do you call a horse that lives next door?













A neigh-bor!

 

[bmaverick]

What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?

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A transfarmer.

 

[bmaverick]

Why didn’t the farmer laugh at any of these jokes?













Because they’re too corny.

 

[gsganzer]

Do you know why a farmer is so good at raising crops?




Because he's out standing in his field.

 

[gsganzer]

Do you know what causes crop circles?








Chuck Norris telling the grass to lay the heck down.

 

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My grandmother ate spaghetti every day....until she finally pasta way...!