In all seriousness, on a nice sunny day with the temps in the 20's, some warm clothing and boots, I take a 5 gallon plastic bucket, a couple of small poles with spinning reels with 3 pound test, a couple of tip-ups, a dipper to dip ice chunks out of the hole, an ice auger, a little 4x6" box with some tiny lures, a box of wax worms or spikes, something to snack on, and a couple bottles of pop. I also take a fish finder.
I pick a spot, drill a hole, stick in the fish finder transducer, see how deep it is, look for any fish. If I see something, I'll bait a lure, drop in a line, and see what I get. I'll turn the bucket over and that's my seat. With my back to the wind, I can tolerate down to about -20F with good clothing.
If I catch a small fish, I'll use it for bait on a tip-up for pike or bass.
I also always take a set of icepicks that hang around my neck. There's a whistle on it, too. My jacket floats, so it'll keep me from sinking for about an hour. I also carry a 50' rope in a throw-bag in case someone else needs assistance.
I don't go out on the ice if it's less than 4" of hard ice. I take a heavy spud bar and slam the ice in front of me as I go if I'm not familiar with the ice conditions.
Overall, I enjoy it quit a bit.