Too many Kubotas
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As promised, hers is the one to the left.
Today's pet peeve:
Public bathrooms!
We had main meal at noon, an Indian restaurant buffet, fantastic but leaving I told wife I needed to buy a jacket, beautiful weather so why not walk a few blocks to a clothing store? So we did. I'm almost there and I thought the Invisible Man punched me in the belly! Now I go in walking like a penguin looking for the men's room except the dressing room would have been cleaner. Two stalls, one terrible but the handicapped worse so it's door #1. First step is wash the seat, no paper towels so use what little tp is left. Someone broke the dispenser so it rolls off into handicapped stall on the floor.By now at least that's done except I now have gravy legs! I have a seat thinking about impetigo when someone comes in using the other stall, plays a tuba then leaves flipping off lights.
Luckily someone came in, turned lights on & left quickly (I understand why). All was quiet so I decided best going to sink to clean up, shorts around my ankles. Of course someone came in, perfect timing, exclaimed "oh God" and left probably looking for Visine or bleach.
No towels butt the blow dryer worked!
I discovered my wife had gone back to the car. They didn't have a jacket my size anyway.
There's some more to the story!Perhaps this may be the definition of TMI?![]()
Let me explain, since this has triggered quite the dick measuring contest. I own a truck myself, but I use it for what it is intended for.Fat guys in diesel pickup trucks wanting to race me when I'm in my 911 turbo. What is going on in that little brain....
Pictures or it didn't happen.Today's pet peeve:
Public bathrooms!
We had main meal at noon, an Indian restaurant buffet, fantastic but leaving I told wife I needed to buy a jacket, beautiful weather so why not walk a few blocks to a clothing store? So we did. I'm almost there and I thought the Invisible Man punched me in the belly! Now I go in walking like a penguin looking for the men's room except the dressing room would have been cleaner. Two stalls, one terrible but the handicapped worse so it's door #1. First step is wash the seat, no paper towels so use what little tp is left. Someone broke the dispenser so it rolls off into handicapped stall on the floor.By now at least that's done except I now have gravy legs! I have a seat thinking about impetigo when someone comes in using the other stall, plays a tuba then leaves flipping off lights.
Luckily someone came in, turned lights on & left quickly (I understand why). All was quiet so I decided best going to sink to clean up, shorts around my ankles. Of course someone came in, perfect timing, exclaimed "oh God" and left probably looking for Visine or bleach.
No towels butt the blow dryer worked!
I discovered my wife had gone back to the car. They didn't have a jacket my size anyway.
Eye turpentineUnfortunately I didn't have my phone. It was similar to this...just not as "nice".View attachment 827669