What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #211  
Ever notice how the freeloaders of this world always have the best sayings.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #212  
"That's going on your permanant record".
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #213  
this may leave a mark!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #214  
When someone asks you if you are keeping busy:

"I am busier than a 1 arm paper hanger."

Can't remember which show the following quote came from; After a nasty, raving old lady left the room, some one commented:

"I am surprised she is not poisoned by her own spit."

When talking to one of my retired friends and asking how his retirement is:

"If you have anything you need to get done, you better do it before you retire, because you wont' have time after you retire."

Wow, there are some great quotes in this thread!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #215  
Here's one...

God gave men 2 heads, but only enough blood to operate one or the other at any given time. :D

And another that I think I came up with, or at the very least abbreviated enough (odd for me) to use...

Life doubles in velocity from the decade before. :thumbsup:

I had another one, but I forgot...

...but it was really good...honestly :D
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #216  
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

The last thing I want to do is hurt you . but it's still on my list

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #217  
No matter where you go, there you are.


Nobody gets out alive.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #218  
"I'd rather wear out than rust out!" My grandfather, Texas rancher and brushpopper.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #219  
Some sayings from when I managed a lot of people......

Hope is not a plan.

The definition of insanity is to do the same thing over and over but expect different results.

Your stupidity is not my emergency.

Past perfromance is the best predictor of future results.

(and when I was really mad) I'm gonna kill him till he's dead and then burn his house down.

And lastly, when encountering a problem situation, you always have 3 choices, fix it, ignore it or end it.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #220  
I can't think of many off hand, but here are two:

Up the creek without a paddle (as I often am)
If in doubt flat out
 

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