What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[drssg]

I will say Good Morning at all times of day. When questioned late in day respond 'It is a state of mind'.

Try walking in to post office Friday, 4 pm and give the clerk a nice cheerful 'Good Morning'

A guy I use for small engine repair says Good Morning at any time of day. I figured he might have just regained consciousness after a hard drunk.

 

[Doofy]

"If you don't mind, It don't matter"!

 

[goeduck]

I enjoy the supermarket checkouts and asking if they still take this when offering cash.
The young ones look vague, the mature get a laugh.

When you get your money back, ask if you can get one two bit piece, one 50 cent piece and one silver dollar. That will really get the young ones confused.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I still remember the "good ol' days" when I was a grocery checker. We had the old National mechanical Cash Registers. You punched the number keys, then punched the "meat" "produce" or "grocery" keys; hit the "enter" bar with the side of your hand. Push the "select" lever up to "subtotal", hit the "enter" bar, read the subtotal, and calculated the tax in your head. Punch in the amount, hit the "tax" key, push the "select" lever to "total" and hit the "enter" bar. You then made the change and counted it out to the customer.

The hardest part was memorizing all of the week end specials; also it took a while to toughen up your right hand so that it didn't get so sore from all the pounding on the "enter" bar.

 

[bunyip]

I remember working in retail in the 60's before calculators and we had a little book of percentages so we could work out a quote on an item.
We started with a figure then added 57% profit then 27.5% sales tax, every amount had a page, just add a pen and paper to total, so say an item was $12..80, yo found the 57% page, went to the 12 then the 80, yotaled the two then started again on the 27.5% page.
Back then almost every item had a different tax figure unlike the 10% we have now.

 

[Cat_Driver]

Mom always said "get down to brass tacks" if she was teacjing me something and my mind wanderd off, like in math!

 

[goeduck]

Mom always said "get down to brass tacks" if she was teacjing me something and my mind wanderd off, like in math!

I wish I could get my wife to get her point across in 25 words or less. No chance, I can cook dinner before she makes her point.

 

[pmsmechanic]

I wish I could get my wife to get her point across in 25 words or less. No chance, I can cook dinner before she makes her point.

I will once in a while ask my wife for the RDC version of the story. Readers Digest Condensed.

 

[Phoebepet]

It takes two crack heads to make one nuthead.... I still don't understand it though

 

[2LaneCruzer]

It takes two crack heads to make one nuthead.... I still don't understand it though

My VoAg teacher used to say "Two heads are better than one, even if one is a gourd head"!