What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[bunyip]

I wish I could get my wife to get her point across in 25 words or less. No chance, I can cook dinner before she makes her point.

Yes, mine delivers a homily.

 

[dragoneggs]

I wish I could get my wife to get her point across in 25 words or less. No chance, I can cook dinner before she makes her point.

My wife starts telling a story and it migrates. Then when she asks me what I think, I comment on the wrong point she was apparently trying to make and accuses me of not listening. :confused3:

 

[Doofy]

My wife starts telling a story and it migrates. Then when she asks me what I think, I comment on the wrong point she was apparently trying to make and accuses me of not listening. :confused3:

I believe a wise man knows when to shut up! The Wife is always telling me when to zip it (mouth). I usually listen.

 

[Industrial Toys]

Funny how women think they could design, build and run the world. My Lady friend has ZERO interest in knowing how things work, or what things, proceedures and tools are called. Just that the final result is realized. Hmmmm. I WISH my life worked like that!

I suppose, if someone else was looking after the details,doing the dirty work and heavy lifting for, well I guess, pretty much forever, I might think that way too.

 

[dragoneggs]

I believe a wise man knows when to shut up! The Wife is always telling me when to zip it (mouth). I usually listen.

It is a no win situation. I was silent until she apparently wanted to test me for listening. I can't help if I can't keep up with her conversation about the entire day!

 

[Doofy]

It is a no win situation. I was silent until she apparently wanted to test me for listening. I can't help if I can't keep up with her conversation about the entire day!

Yep, my mind tends to wander too. She says I have selective hearing...nope, I wasn't listening. I admit it.

 

[goeduck]

I believe a wise man knows when to shut up! The Wife is always telling me when to zip it (mouth). I usually listen.

I do not have to Zip It. I am not allowed to talk at all. :confused3:

 

[Industrial Toys]

I think some men talk on here because it's the only place they can, and are deathly afraid their little WIFIE will find out what they have been up to. I think that's why some men are so afraid to include their location. SAD, but I think it's the truth.

 

[Jim Shooz]

There are some benefits in living on your own.

 

[Industrial Toys]

Many, as long as you are not NEEDY. If you are that, as many (dare I say most) are, you will have a tough time of it.