What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[TripleR]

"Dumber than a sack of hammers."

 

[sixdogs]

This is from Henry Ford on true grit. You have to read it twice.

"Whether you believe you can do something or not, either way you
will be proven correct".

And a Seneca quote

"Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind"..

 

[sixdogs]

And another Seneca, the Roman philosopher.

"While we are postponing, life speeds by".

 

[ccdck20hst]

Real men own tractors. Great men own barns.

 

[QRTRHRS]

PA Dutch saying: Too soon old, too late smart.

Often heard at my work place: It don't get no better than this. It don't get no better than this.

From a friend long past: A man that farts never tires, a man that farts is the one to hire.

 

[5030]

"Ignorant people start inane threads".......:thumbsup:

 

[Brockwaykid]

Heres a few
When a detroit stops leaking, its empty
You cant bulls**t a bulls****er!
Money talks and bulls*** walks!
Fuel's cheap.... Absolutley!!
No guts no glory!!
Here we go!
You cant fix stupid
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone!!
Load it like a railcar, drive it like a stockcar!

 

[polo1665]

PA Dutch saying: Too soon old, too late smart.

Often heard at my work place: It don't get no better than this. It don't get no better than this.

From a friend long past: A man that farts never tires, a man that farts is the one to hire.

Funny how these sayings vary from area to area. I always heard that one as: "A farting horse will never tire, a man that farts is the man to hire".
Still good either way:laughing:

 

[RoyJackson]

Funny how these sayings vary from area to area. I always heard that one as: "A farting horse will never tire, a man that farts is the man to hire".
Still good either way:laughing:

Boy, if that's the truth, I should be getting job offers daily!!

 

[GolfAddict]

Boy, if that's the truth, I should be getting job offers daily!!

Yeah, I was thinking "that pretty much qualifies any guy..."

(Gals too, but they'll never admit it.)