What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #301  
Another from my time in Northern New England...

On babies

"Give me a sharp knife, and a piece of soft pine, and I could whittle a better looking baby than that..."
 
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#302  
You were so ugly as a Baby, that we had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dogs to play with you.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #303  
"She's so fat, if she wore high heels, she'd strike oil" :laughing:

Maybe not a good direction for the thread to go in :eek:

JB
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #304  
I just thought of one I don't say, but I frequently think...since I've met people like that:

"Any wind'll blow him."

It's from Lonesome Dove said by Augustus about Jake Spoon.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #305  
One I often use & my former boss hated
"a plan is just a point from which to deviate!"
& the old standard - "good enough for government work".
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #306  
"Real life is what happens between/ despite your plans"

JB
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #307  
I use this one with my wife.

"No man is smart enough to remember everthing he knows"
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #308  
Remember the Alamo.....

HS
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #309  
Around here we say "A blind man on galloping horse would never see it"

"A blind man on galloping horse would be glad to see it"

My father would say, "Beer Truck em" sort of like a proactive Darwin award, lol.

The idea that it would save money on lethal injection and such, never thought he really meant it though.

Flatter then p**s on a plate was one that makes them think.

Something that my wife said, that gives me comfort, "Too stupid to be a women."

Hey I resemble that remark, lol, go figure.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #310  
"How can I miss you if you don't leave?"

A friend of mine said, "He has wife troubles the first three left and the fourth one wont!"

My wife says, "Don't threaten to leave threaten to stay." lol.
 

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