What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[dnw64]

If you mow your driveway, you just might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I think of that quote every time I mow my driveway.

I've probably done a lot of redneck things, but never mowed my lawn driveway.

 

[BravoXray]

Looks like we got us a convoy.

 

[goeduck]

Pig on someone your own size.

 

[Frankenkubota]

"It's not what you want that makes you fat, it's what you get." My Dad.

granny on the hillbillies says that all the time

 

[MoKelly]

“You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself in any direction you choose”.

- Dr. Seuss

 

[2LaneCruzer]

granny on the hillbillies says that all the time

I'll take your word for it; I haven't seen an episode for probably 40 years...but it certainly sounds like something she would say.

 

[goeduck]

granny on the hillbillies says that all the time

Granny: Elly May done popped the buttons off her shirt again.
Jed: Elly May carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back.
Granny: It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons.

 

[goeduck]

I know it's only rock 'n' roll but I like it

 

[outinthetalgrass]

what about the 3 second rule?

The 3 second rule doesn’t mean anything, when you have a 2 second dog.

 

[Big Barn]