JasperFrank
Veteran Member
- Joined
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- Tractor
- Ford 1220
Two fries short of a happy meal.
What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
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Fuddy1952
Elite Member
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2018
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- Location
- South Central Virginia
- Tractor
- 1973 Economy and 2018 John Deere 3038E
Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
Snow axle deep to a ferris wheel
Snow axle deep to a ferris wheel
Sharper than a two-dollar tack.
Reminds me of Paul Revere's ride, a little light in the belfry.
Just about as sharp as a bowling ball.
If all else fails, read the instructions. If that fails, quit because you're about to get hurt.
Useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Rare as hen's teeth.
So ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
Fell outta the ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down. Then, the tree fell on 'em.
If ugly was a bicycle, he'd be a 10-speed.
Down yonder where the big tree used to be on the right ...
I'm a sheet slitter, I slit sheets. I'm the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet.
Do more and more with less and less and one day, you can do everything with nothing.
The harder I try, the behinder I get.
Turn your hat around and make it look like you're on your way back.
Flat out like a lizard drinkin'.
Finer than frog hair.
Rainin' like a cow peein' on a flat rock.
Left-handed waffle turner.
Spare no expense to save money.
Darwin was right.
I could go on for hours. I grew up with this nonsense, so naturally absorbed some of it.
Reminds me of Paul Revere's ride, a little light in the belfry.
Just about as sharp as a bowling ball.
If all else fails, read the instructions. If that fails, quit because you're about to get hurt.
Useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Rare as hen's teeth.
So ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
Fell outta the ugly tree and hit every limb on the way down. Then, the tree fell on 'em.
If ugly was a bicycle, he'd be a 10-speed.
Down yonder where the big tree used to be on the right ...
I'm a sheet slitter, I slit sheets. I'm the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet.
Do more and more with less and less and one day, you can do everything with nothing.
The harder I try, the behinder I get.
Turn your hat around and make it look like you're on your way back.
Flat out like a lizard drinkin'.
Finer than frog hair.
Rainin' like a cow peein' on a flat rock.
Left-handed waffle turner.
Spare no expense to save money.
Darwin was right.
I could go on for hours. I grew up with this nonsense, so naturally absorbed some of it.
groundcover
Veteran Member
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night !
2LaneCruzer
Super Member
She has a face like a piney wood rooter
Crooked as a dog's hind leg
Crooked as a dog's hind leg
PILOON
Super Star Member
My mom had her version of 'monkey see monkey do'
Her version was: because a dog pees on a hydrant it does not mean you have to do the same thing.
Her version was: because a dog pees on a hydrant it does not mean you have to do the same thing.
Lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
A day late and a dollar short.
More dollars than sense. (pun intended)
Best thing since sliced bread.
Handier than a pocket on a shirt.
Does ya good and helps ya, too.
Fast, good, cheap: Pick ONE.
A day late and a dollar short.
More dollars than sense. (pun intended)
Best thing since sliced bread.
Handier than a pocket on a shirt.
Does ya good and helps ya, too.
Fast, good, cheap: Pick ONE.
