Sorry for driving so close in front of you.
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming... WOW! What a ride!
Go, catch a chicken !!! (amused my 3 preschoolers years ago - they were busy for hours)
and almost any quote from Stephen Wright. example - "I bought some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add"