What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[texbaylea]

My favorite is

"convinced against their will - they are of the same opinion still"

This works whether expressed in the singular or plural and especially in the case of the global warming argument

Vernon

 

[sixdogs]

Older farmer was having trouble keeping up yesterday and told me

"My get up and go got up and went..."

 

[MossflowerWoods]

An old farmer told this when he was hiring high school kids for hay help. "one boy is a good boy.Two boys are half a boy. Three boys are no boy."

Olmike,

My wife's Grandfather said it this way (and I've stolen it as my own now), 1 boy is 1 brain, 2 boys is 1/2 a brain, 3 boys is NO BRAINS AT ALL!

I am the oldest of 3 boys so I know it is true. Funny thing is sometimes it applies to girls too! (I have 3 daughters)But not as often.

Be well,
David

 

[TaC team greene]

A friend wont treat you like a know body. But a true friend will help you dispose of a body.

 

[TaC team greene]

Never drive faster than your gaurdian angle can fly.
You can't cover your ***** with 1 hand pointing the finger.
The faster you f-it up the sooner you can start over. Or somtime slow is faster.
There's never enough time for friends and family, People you really care about die to soon, but the people you hate never die.

 

[MossflowerWoods]

When you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail...

Be well,
David

 

[sixdogs]

When you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail...

David

That one is a keeper.



Separately, I gave a guy a check yesterday for $81 when I owed him $80.50. It makes balancing the checkbook easier. Anyway, he's a frugal Amish fellow and did a double-take at the extra 50 cents. He drew a blank for a momemnt and then we both agreed "It wont make you rich or me poor" and had a good chuckle over it.

 

[Jim Shooz]

When you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail...


I had heard that one as:

If the only tool you have is a hammer, all your problems look like nails.

 

[madmax12]

That one is a keeper.

Separately, I gave a guy a check yesterday for $81 when I owed him $80.50. It makes balancing the checkbook easier. Anyway, he's a frugal Amish fellow and did a double-take at the extra 50 cents. He drew a blank for a momemnt and then we both agreed "It wont make you rich or me poor" and had a good chuckle over it.

Nice move. Great post.

 

[CBW1999]

Slow is smooth- Smooth is fast