What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[smilinjak]

My momma only raised a couple of foolish children but I wasn't one of them......
Hot as a tar kiln. Real old time backwoods saying from the south... .. ..
That girl is so skinny she has to stand in the same place to make a shadow. . . . .
Smilinjak

 

[crash325]

Just for fun

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

 

[Bedruggled Old Moose]

" I gotta' lotta' faults, but bein' wrong ain't one of em' "

Jimmy Hoffa

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Us Southerners ain't always right, but by darn we ain't never wrong!" Brother Dave Gardner, ca 1964

 

[weldermike]

You can always tell a German, but you cant tell him much.

 

[toppop52]

My old neighbor in NC always said; "To a southerner iced tea, it ain't a drink, it's a religion!"

I don't trust a man that don't like kids and kittens.

Your dog ain't near as annoying as somebody else's dog. Same with ya kids and ya habits.

Don't trust your neighbor to take care of your wife and breed your horses while your gone, that ol' boy gets confused easy!

 

[oliver28472]

Bad guy to Marshall Dillon: "You're just a little bit out of your territory aren't you Marshall?"
Marshall Dillon's reply: "I take my territory with me and right now you're in it!"

 

[crash325]

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Joey Adams

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke

A Favorite
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Milton Berle

 

[crash325]

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Joey Adams

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke

A Favorite
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Milton Berle

 

[dmccarty]

You can wish in one hand and Pizz in the other, and see which one fills up the quickest.

I always heard that one as, "Wish in one hand and spit in the the other and see which one fill up first." :laughing::laughing::laughing:

I use this on the kids and they have heard it so many times they start to spit in their hand to gross me out. They reversed the saying on me! :shocked::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Later,
Dan