What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[2LaneCruzer]

A day without sun is like.....night.

"A day without blood is like a day without sunshine"...in my best "John Wayne" voice.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Oh, but it looks good on you though.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

 

[crash325]

I have used this & it works. When someone insists on giving you a hard time.

"No has talked to me like that since I got out of prison"
They will most often ask what I was in for.

"I said the said I killed a man".

 

[jerrybob]

If we shouldn't eat at night.......why is there a light in the refrigerator?

 

[sailorman]

Same thing when I used to encounter a panhandler. I just told him the time and no one ever asked for $$ a second time.

Had a panhandler come up to me and say, "Spare change ? " . I said, "No thank you. I have plenty" .

 

[sailorman]

Had a fortune teller come up to me in Jackson Square N.O. and ask me If I wanted my fortune told. I said, " don 't you already know the answer to that question ? ".

 

[bunyip]

Oh, but it looks good on you though.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

Also Rodney Dangerfield:
How many children do you have?
RD. Three
What are they?
RD. One of each

 

[Complete Turf Care]

He is so low, he can crawl under a snake's belly wearing a 10 gallon hat....

He is so low, he has to reach up to touch bottom.....

 

[flusher]

"Science is what we do to keep from lying to ourselves" Richard Feynman

 

[LouNY]

Lots of good ones so far;

Opinions are like axxholes, everybody has one and they all stink but mine.

Rise an shine, burning daylight.

You made your bed lay in it.