What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[mcfarmall]

Gotta make hay when the sun shines.

This is a mcfarmall original: "The road to the top is paved with the backs of your buddies."

When Mom's not happy, nobody's happy. When Dad's not happy, nobody cares.

I wish I'd been born rich instead of so handsome.

From Tombstone: There is no normal life Wyatt, there's just life.

If it moves, grease it. If it doesn't move, paint it.

The greatest tragedy in life is the gruesome murder of a beautiful theory by a brutal gang of facts.

Worthless as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

Busier than a one-legged man in an @$$ kicking contest.

He couldn't tell 'possum $#!T from apple butter.

 

[PILOON]

Had a panhandler come up to me and say, "Spare change ? " . I said, "No thank you. I have plenty" .

When a panhandler asks for $$'s for food give him a can of food, but duck as the can will return propelled.

A panhandle once approached me for a handout---
Told him that he was trespassing on my side of the street---
He left!

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Busier than a one armed rower.

 

[bunyip]

Busier than a one armed rower.

Busy as a one armed paper hanger with crabs
Happy wife, happy life

 

[shaeff]

"We've done so much for so long with so little, that now we can do just about anything with nothing."

 

[Semper Paratus]

Colder than a well digger's butt in Montana.

Colder than a witches tit and only half as charitable.

 

[dragoneggs]

...went over like a lead balloon!

 

[dragoneggs]

flatter than two bb's on a 2 x 4

 

[LS Tractor Owner]

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra in January

 

[Complete Turf Care]

Busy as a ***** house on dollar night......