What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

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It was off faster than a brides nighty on her wedding night
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,713  
Off like a rat up a drainpipe
Off like a bucket of prawns on a hot day
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,714  
Truly a man who enjoys celibacy:D

There were repercussions. The basketball scenario was worse. Back in the early days of our marriage, I was watching a football game; she was wanting some attention, so she stomps in front of the TV and says "You love football more than me!" I said, "Well, but I love you more than basketball". I did live to regret that.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,716  
There were repercussions. The basketball scenario was worse. Back in the early days of our marriage, I was watching a football game; she was wanting some attention, so she stomps in front of the TV and says "You love football more than me!" I said, "Well, but I love you more than basketball". I did live to regret that.

Don't forget to tell her she is your favorite wife. I have been telling my wife that for decades.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,718  
you guys are a glutton for punishment!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,719  
Do unto the mothers before they do it unto you.:mischievous:
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,720  
I'm sure that most everyone has heard their Mother say this: "Be sure to put on clean underwear. You never know when you might be in an accident".

Yea,I heard it and mom didn't think it was a bit funny when I said "It won't matter mom because if I'm in an accident I'll almost certainly $h!t my pants."
 

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