What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[bunyip]

Me: "Quick, Honey, cover up your head!

She: "Gag! Cough! You dirty (expletive deleted)"

Truly a man who enjoys celibacy

 

[denchen]

It was off faster than a brides nighty on her wedding night

 

[bunyip]

Off like a rat up a drainpipe
Off like a bucket of prawns on a hot day

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Truly a man who enjoys celibacy

There were repercussions. The basketball scenario was worse. Back in the early days of our marriage, I was watching a football game; she was wanting some attention, so she stomps in front of the TV and says "You love football more than me!" I said, "Well, but I love you more than basketball". I did live to regret that.

 

[PILOON]

"Testicles, spectacles wallet and watch' while making the sign of the cross!

 

[Howling]

There were repercussions. The basketball scenario was worse. Back in the early days of our marriage, I was watching a football game; she was wanting some attention, so she stomps in front of the TV and says "You love football more than me!" I said, "Well, but I love you more than basketball". I did live to regret that.

Don't forget to tell her she is your favorite wife. I have been telling my wife that for decades.

 

[pmsmechanic]

Don't forget to tell her she is your favorite wife. I have been telling my wife that for decades.

Me too. "Of all the wives I have you are my favorite one!"

 

[dragoneggs]

you guys are a glutton for punishment!

 

[jaxs]

Do unto the mothers before they do it unto you.:mischievous:

 

[jaxs]

I'm sure that most everyone has heard their Mother say this: "Be sure to put on clean underwear. You never know when you might be in an accident".

Yea,I heard it and mom didn't think it was a bit funny when I said "It won't matter mom because if I'm in an accident I'll almost certainly $h!t my pants."