What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[2LaneCruzer]

Many years ago we were camping and I had no tent pegs, went to a local general sore and asked for 6 tent pegs, the long thick ones, woman looked at me a bit strange but wandered off and came back with a box of tampax, we sorted it out and had a bit of a chuckle.

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

[goeduck]

the long thick ones, woman looked at me a bit strange but wandered off and came back with a box of tampax.

Surprised she did not come back with extra large Trojans. :laughing:

 

[aczlan]

if you aging wife wants more romance, you sir should be counting your blessings.

Agreed.

Aaron Z

 

[Industrial Toys]

People Think they're Interesting. That's their first mistake.

Elizabeth Mc.Cracken, The Giants House.

 

[drssg]

Having sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas in a car you’ve already wrecked. - Jefferson on “Married with Children”

It’s not a nice quote, but I laughed.

 

[Industrial Toys]

That show kind of marked the beginning of the end to mans demise. I was doing some reading yesterday. I had no idea how far men have fallen behind, especially in the rust belt.

 

[drssg]

That show kind of marked the beginning of the end to mans demise. I was doing some reading yesterday. I had no idea how far men have fallen behind, especially in the rust belt.

I must be part of man’s demise. I’ve been watching an episode per day with my morning coffee. It’s incredibly stupid, but it usually starts my day with a laugh.

 

[Industrial Toys]

You can go on Youtube and just get a compilation of Als, shoe store Lady Lines. My favourite, some lady says she will contact her Lawyer. He asks is that is the lawfirm of Hagen and Daz?.

 

[PILOON]

When I moan that everybody did this or that my mother would answer---
"Because a dog pees in the street it does not mean you have to"

 

[2LaneCruzer]

When I moan that everybody did this or that my mother would answer---
"Because a dog pees in the street it does not mean you have to"

My Mom did the same thing..."If he jumped off of a cliff, would you jump off too?"