What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,971  
"When I put on my shirt this morning, a button came of in my hand...when I picked up my briefcase, the handle came off in my hand...now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom". Rodney Dangerfield.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,972  
My favorite is:
Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch----
Cliff Eastwood, as he made the sign of the cross.

"When I put on my shirt this morning, a button came of in my hand...when I picked up my briefcase, the handle came off in my hand...now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom". Rodney Dangerfield.

Watches and briefcases, there are two things not sold much anymore.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,973  
You kidding? You not seen all the people with those utterly STUPID HUGE watches! And they no doubt have a cell phone, they probably carry 24/7 that I'm guessing has a clock.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,974  
Yes but (there's always a 'yes but') When that saying first started men wore jackets and the wallet was carried in the inside pocket of the jacket. The watch was a pocketwatch on a chain across the waistcoat on the other side to the wallet.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,975  
Well I have a cellphone but habits win out and I rely on my watch.
Funny, friends that all have cells always ask me what time it is.

On the other hand my stomach usually lets me know when to eat without looking at my watch.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,976  
You kidding? You not seen all the people with those utterly STUPID HUGE watches! And they no doubt have a cell phone, they probably carry 24/7 that I'm guessing has a clock.

Oh I am sure they sell some watches sush as those, but I would think nowhere near the quantity they used to sell. People just use their phone, as I do.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,977  
Time

Is why

Everything

Doesn't

Happen all at once.




(Yes, graffiti in 1960's Berkeley, likely after some deeply stoned reflection on the state of the universe).
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,978  
Time

Is why

Everything

Doesn't

Happen all at once.




(Yes, graffiti in 1960's Berkeley, likely after some deeply stoned reflection on the state of the universe).

Man, that's heavy!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #2,980  
words of wisdom...:

Never thrust your sickle into another man's corn.

Don't spread your blanket where a cat's been digging.

Don't skinny-dip with snapping turtles.

Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.

Never drive through a small Southern town at 100 mph with the local sheriff's drunken 16-year old daughter on your lap.

Never use the words "large" or size with rear end when referring or speaking to a woman.

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.

Never, I say NEVER, pee onto an electric fence.

Don't wear polyester to a weenie roast.

Cow chips need to dry out for a spell before you toss them.

Don't go hunting with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug.

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

Never stand between the dog and the hydrant.

Don't stand behind a coughing cow.

Never say anything on the telephone you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier.

Never accept a glass of lemonade from a urologist.

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

Never take a job where the winter winds can blow up your pants.

Don't lick a frozen pump handle.
 

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