What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[cruz54982]

that's as useless as a screen door on a submarine !

 

[Jim Shooz]

or an ashtray on a motorbike

 

[denchen]

My dads version on the farm was. One boy, half a man. Two boys, half a boy, Three boys, b.gger all.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

 

[Industrial Toys]

He forgot to say, and GUN CONTROL is being able to hit your target.

 

[aczlan]

He forgot to say, and GUN CONTROL is being able to hit your target.

And NOT hit anything other than your target.

Aaron Z

 

[PILOON]

She's flatter than two bb's on a 2x4.

That also was known as:
Carpenter's delight! Flat as a board!

 

[Industrial Toys]

I always thought that was a board that's never been nailed. Makes one wonder if screwed is OK?

 

[DarkBlack]

Slicker than a fart in a skillet.

 

[Xfaxman]

It is slicker than hot snot on a glass door knob!