What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[bunyip]

Went to one of her relatives wedding. Over 2 hour sermon in middle of the ceremony, in the summer, no AC in the building.

Same story about 25 years ago except it was 7th Day Adventurers, tiny church with a capacity for about 40 but managed to squeeze in about 200, middle of a very hot summer and was over 40C outside, was memorable to say the least, the old preacher rattled on and on and on, we thought nhe was never going to stop with his interpretation of Adams rib.

 

[groundcover]

My dad’s comment on a job that wasn’t going as fast as he thought it should “ you do nice work, but not much of it !”

 

[Industrial Toys]

Once worked for a company that hired a shipper/receiver. The scottish office manager insisted he had only two speeds, deadslow and stop!

 

[Vaquero]

"I may be slow, but I do ****** work"

 

[groundcover]

A day late and a dollar short

 

[Xfaxman]

Given the choice, would you rather be a day late or a dollar short?

 

[Howling]

Good, Fast, Cheap - pick two.

 

[Jim Shooz]

at my age a dollar saved is a dollar wasted

 

[Doofy]

at my age a dollar saved is a dollar wasted

Isn't that the truth! My In-Laws are both in their mid-80s and their license plate reads:
"4-Me". Their 40' 5th wheel Rv has a bumper sticker that says: "Spending my Kids Inheritance".

 

[PILOON]

"I may be slow, but I do ****** work"

Was his reply?
Measure twice cut once?