What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[OldPaint]

She was so ugly, her mama had to tie a pork chop around her neck to make the dog play with her.

She was so ugly, her mama fed her with a sling shot.

 

[JasperFrank]

More Hat than Cattle.

 

[drssg]

There are three kinds of people. Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder, "What happened?"

 

[2LaneCruzer]

My brother and I were so poor when we were growing up that if we hadn't been born boys, we wouldn't have had any thing to play with.
Rodney Dangefield

 

[Fuddy1952]

My Dad's (rip) quote, told to his store manager when asked his secret for being top salesman every year:
"I'm bald enough to look distinguished and have hemorrhoids enough for a look of concern"...

 

[goeduck]

The grass is always greener when you look on the bright side

 

[5030]

'You are Banned'....lol

 

[Redneck in training]

What do you do when you see a nuclear bomb explosion? Take a very good look at it because you will never see it again.

 

[5030]

How about... "I'm from the Federal Government and I'm here to help you.."

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Hmmm... I think I can relate...
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OH YEAH... That looks familiar...