2LaneCruzer
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As the dog said when the train ran over his tail; "It won't be long now."
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Fuddy1952
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As a kid I was helping an old guy paint who asked for a brush..."No not that one, it's stiffer than a weddin' dick".
Fuddy1952
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"She was so buck-toothed she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence".
2LaneCruzer
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"She has more chins than a Chinese phone book!"
BravoXray
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If that man worked any slower, you could use him for a hitchin' post.
tom3
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Dad used to say, " it's a poor mind can't take care of a body." See a lot of that these days too.
Fuddy1952
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I was sad, for I had no shoes...until I met a man who had no feet.
5030
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"Stupid is as Stupid does"..... Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks).
2LaneCruzer
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I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that tomorrow."
-Scarlett O'Hara, 'Gone With The Wind'.
-Scarlett O'Hara, 'Gone With The Wind'.