What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[2LaneCruzer]

As the dog said when the train ran over his tail; "It won't be long now."

 

[Fuddy1952]

As a kid I was helping an old guy paint who asked for a brush..."No not that one, it's stiffer than a weddin' dick".

 

[Fuddy1952]

"She was so buck-toothed she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence".

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"She has more chins than a Chinese phone book!"

 

[drssg]

She suspected her husband of cheating on her, because none of their children looked like him.
- Benny Hill

 

[BravoXray]

If that man worked any slower, you could use him for a hitchin' post.

 

[tom3]

Dad used to say, " it's a poor mind can't take care of a body." See a lot of that these days too.

 

[Fuddy1952]

I was sad, for I had no shoes...until I met a man who had no feet.

 

[5030]

"Stupid is as Stupid does"..... Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks).

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that tomorrow."

-Scarlett O'Hara, 'Gone With The Wind'.