What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[gsganzer]

I saw these on some shirts recently:
"Corks are for quitters."

"I'm not slurring my words; I'm speaking in cursive."

 

[masseyrider]

Live everyday like it's your last. One day you'll be right.

 

[goeduck]

Full of Piss and Vinegar.

 

[scootr]

For those that know no explanation is necessary, for those that don't know none is possible

 

[masseyrider]

innuendo - an Italian suppository

 

[SouthernSky]

“I do not love my children equally. I love them adequately.”

Rev Jesse Jackson

 

[groundcover]

Full of Piss and Vinegar.

I think I just had some of those pickles!

 

[BravoXray]

It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out.

 

[LightningCamaroGuy]

The one I use the most is, "that's what she said."

 

[WinterDeere]

No "and then"!