With apologies to Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim and West Side Story. /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif
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I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay,
And I pity
Any tractor who isn't me today.
I feel charming,
Oh so charming,
It's alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the pretty Earth Force in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive machine be?
Such a pretty loader,
Such a pretty backhoe,
Such a pretty cab,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and digging for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful man!
I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty
That TBN should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
All the tractors can just resign!
See the pretty Earth Force in that mirror there:
What mirror where?
Who can that attractive machine be?
(Which? What? Where? Whom?)
Such a pretty loader,
Such a pretty backhoe,
(Whommm? Whommm? )
Such a pretty cab,
Such a pretty me!
(Whommm?)
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and digging for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful man!
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