What's wrong with Canadians?

   / What's wrong with Canadians? #221  
My favorite is "wipe its butt and knock the horns off it"
If the internal temperature does not get hot enough to render the marbled fat even the most expensive beef will not have the best flavor...much of the flavor is in the fat ...!

As for what's wrong with Canadians...growing up in FL and having to deal with all the snowbird Canadians...they are terrible drivers and I always wondered how they make to FL...
 
   / What's wrong with Canadians? #222  
If it's a "chain" restaurant then your steak comes out of vacuum sealed plastic baggies complete with grill marks painted on them. The "chef" grabs your steak from a box filled with these bags of steaks and either warms it on the grill or in the microwave. The monkey ...cough... chef doesn't give a rats hiney which baggie is selected, they've all been pre-measured and selected by head office accountants to maximize your enjoyment for the lowest cost. Enjoy your steak to the music piped in from corporate head office.
This is more at chef/owner restaurants. Fresh beef bought locally (say from me). We have one down the road from us, but theres many in all corners of the country.
Great place, but he admitted that to me one day at the (his) bar thats what any chef would do if hes trying to save best steaks for people who request rare to medium
 
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   / What's wrong with Canadians? #223  
If the internal temperature does not get hot enough to render the marbled fat even the most expensive beef will not have the best flavor...much of the flavor is in the fat ...!

As for what's wrong with Canadians...growing up in FL and having to deal with all the snowbird Canadians...they are terrible drivers and I always wondered how they make to FL...
Me and a bunch of goon buddies had jobs and a shore house down in one of the Jersey shore towns.
The French Canadian men wear the…..cough, cough……speedo bottoms…. GROSS. :sick:
 
   / What's wrong with Canadians? #224  
If the internal temperature does not get hot enough to render the marbled fat even the most expensive beef will not have the best flavor...much of the flavor is in the fat ...!

As for what's wrong with Canadians...growing up in FL and having to deal with all the snowbird Canadians...they are terrible drivers and I always wondered how they make to FL...
I’ve told this before... in the lab for my meat cutting course, the instructor would stand up front with a side of whatever animal we were cutting, showing us what to do.
The day we were cutting up beef he stood up there explaining, and would slice off a piece of raw meat and pop it into his mouth.

In regard to Canadian drivers, they go to Florida to get a break from the snow, and aren’t used to driving in a straight line without constantly counter steering to get out of skids. :D
 
   / What's wrong with Canadians? #225  
If I'm going to eat raw meat, I want to know where it came from. A girlfriend once offered to feed me steak tartare. I told her I wanted a personal relationship with the cow before putting it in my mouth. :p
 
   / What's wrong with Canadians? #226  
If it's a "chain" restaurant then your steak comes out of vacuum sealed plastic baggies complete with grill marks painted on them. The "chef" grabs your steak from a box filled with these bags of steaks and either warms it on the grill or in the microwave. The monkey ...cough... chef doesn't give a rats hiney which baggie is selected, they've all been pre-measured and selected by head office accountants to maximize your enjoyment for the lowest cost. Enjoy your steak to the music piped in from corporate head office.
I‘m not talking about Applebees.
 
   / What's wrong with Canadians? #227  
If you are referring to my post, thats not what I said.
What I said was if a customer orders a steak well done, the chef will pick out the worst steak in his inventory of steaks because the longer it is cooked.
Let’s say the customer orders a Rib eye steak well done. He will pick the worst rib eye in his inventory because the more well done, the tougher it gets and the more it is able to cover up the lower quality of that particular cut of steak.
As you well know, restaurants typically keep several rib eyes, new york strip, etc. on hand.
This is how restaurants dump off poorer quality steaks.
A rare steak is less able to cover up defects, so chefs will pick out the better cuts of rib eye, new york strip, etc.
Gotcha... my bad on interpretation.
 
   / What's wrong with Canadians? #228  
If it's a "chain" restaurant then your steak comes out of vacuum sealed plastic baggies complete with grill marks painted on them. The "chef" grabs your steak from a box filled with these bags of steaks and either warms it on the grill or in the microwave. The monkey ...cough... chef doesn't give a rats hiney which baggie is selected, they've all been pre-measured and selected by head office accountants to maximize your enjoyment for the lowest cost. Enjoy your steak to the music piped in from corporate head office.
A great reason to avoid the chains that do it...
 
   / What's wrong with Canadians? #229  
As for what's wrong with Canadians...growing up in FL and having to deal with all the snowbird Canadians...they are terrible drivers and I always wondered how they make to FL...
They fly down.
 
   / What's wrong with Canadians? #230  
They fly down.
And their cars sometimes go by train, or so I’ve heard. Lots of car carriers passing through Folkston Ga., a popular trainspotting location just north of Jacksonville.
 

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