You know you live in the country when... continued

[mwechtal]

You know you live in the country when:
You know spring is almost here because the snow already melted over the septic tank.

Mike

 

[SkyPup]

You know you live in the country, if never have to go far to pee!

Just don't forget where you are and attempt it in the city though..... /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[ByronBob]

The postal lady pulls up in an 86 Dodge K-car, spits tobacco out the window, smiles at you with her 3 teeth in her mouth and hands you your mail. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[EastTexFrank]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( <font color="blue"> don't forget where you are and attempt it in the city though </font> )</font>

Funny, funny. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

A friend of mine had his grandson stay at the farm for 5 weeks this summer. They were inseperable. It was a lot of fun for them both. When his mother picked him up and took him back to Fort Worth, the first thing she did was to take him to a birthday party at a friend's house. She said she looked round and there was Alex taking a leak in the hostess' flowerbed. She said that she'd never been so embaressed and could have killed her father. Personally we both thought it was hilarious.

You know you live in the county when .... you're not allowed to walk into the house without changing your shoes.

You know you live in the county when .... you can look up at the night sky and actually see stars.

You know you live in the county when .... the wind you feel on your face is not caused by some passing 18 wheeler.

You know you live in the county when .... you hit your thumb with a hammer and don't have to look around to see who heard you cuss.

 

[SkyPup]

LOL!

Our 3 year old grandson loves to come out to visit our farm because his mother allows him to take a "RedNeck" pee in our flowergarden! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

But, he is always carefully instructed NOT to allow any "RedNeck" peeing events to happen back home in suburbia.... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[ronjhall]

<font color="blue"> But, he is always carefully instructed NOT to allow any "RedNeck" peeing events to happen back home in suburbia </font>
Oops. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Our 2 1/2 year old grandson was out yesterday. We took a ride to see the neighbors horses. Nature made a call to both of us.
Did not give him the RedNeck warning. /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
I'll be getting a call before long from our DIL. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
We love the kid, he can always be counted on to do the right thing. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[PBMAX]

<font color="blue">But, he is always carefully instructed NOT to allow any "RedNeck" peeing events to happen back home in suburbia....</font> LOL...

Note to self:
Make sure to tell 2 1/5 yr old son Joey (just now asking to go potty,Thankfully) not to Water the flowers at the daycare as some city folk just don't see the attraction.... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Wonder how old he'll be before he tries to spell his name in the dirt??? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

You know ya lives in the country when you have to keep the kittens in the house to protect them from the hawks...

Ya know ya live in the country when ya step out the back door and your Eye ball to eyeball with a Big Black Buzzard hoverring on the breeze !!!! Wife about jumped out of her shoes... Never a camera when ya needs one!!! If I haddin't been going out the door with her she would'a walked right in to it....

 

[hitekcountry]

You know you live in the country when.. You know the maximum number of times you can flush to toilet after the power goes out. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[riptides]

You know you live in the country when...

Your hunting for that yapping mocking bird because the noise is too much.

-Mike Z. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[MaineGuy]

you know you live in the country when...

Rabbit Hash Kentucky Politics
Going to the Dogs
A pig, turtle and donkey are vying for mayor, too
The mayoral race in Rabbit Hash is heating up once again, with several dogs, a pig, a turtle named Sam and a jackass -- the four-legged variety -- among the 14 candidates for the office.
http://www.kypost.com/2004/10/14/rabb101404.html