You know your neighbor's visitors are from the city when...

[Industrial Toys]

Watched Jackass III on the weekend. Funny, seeing a guy try and pee in the wash of a jet engine.

 

[Sprinklerman]

I distinctly remember getting eaten alive by mosquitoes on Assateague Island.

The horse flys are worse .

 

[keyskid]

I'm a city slicker that is new to rural living. I'd probably say the best signs are breaking the water line to your well at all hours of the night!

 

[keyskid]

And in Central FL you can tell that anyone outside during mosquito hours is new to the country. I call it the skeeter dance!

 

[Deere Dude]

I'm a city slicker that is new to rural living. I'd probably say the best signs are breaking the water line to your well at all hours of the night!

How can you tell a city boy in Georgia. Plant a Christmas tree in the front yard and hit a water line with the first shovel full of dirt.

 

[TomSeller]

When you have a tomato on the kitchen counter in February and you tell your guest that you picked it that morning and they can't tell you are BSing them.

 

[Wagtail]

When you have a tomato on the kitchen counter in February and you tell your guest that you picked it that morning and they can't tell you are BSing them.

<snert> That depends on where you're located, Mate.

 

[dickfoster]

Every New Year's there's a "Polar Bear Plunge" in Boston Harbor. Air temp can range from 40-something down to single digits, and because salt water freezes below 32 F, the water can be very cold as well. But last year the water was "only" 40-something.

The participants are either well insulated, or well lubricated....

The Finns do it all the time usually right out of a hot sauna but they do drink a lot too. Lots of antifreeze I guess.

 

[MossRoad]

The horse flys are worse .

Here's the other thing I remember about that island... warning signs not to get between horses and the ocean. So, there's blanket, blanket, horse poop, blanket, horse poop, etc... down the length of the entire beach. Then we see some people up inland about a hundred yards from the water taking pictures of a herd of horses. What they don't see is that these horses are eyeing up another herd coming over the dunes behind said picture takers... and they ain't happy looking.... horse fight! And the picture takers ran and ran and ran!!!! :laughing:

 

[Creamer]

That's funny.

On a more serious note; when peeing by my barn which is 600 feet from the not much traveled road but a car suddenly comes by midstream, do I change my posture.:dance1: Do I stretch and yawn,:cool2: do I put my hands on the barn pretending to do something, :cool2: If I stop it might take 5 minutes to get rollin' again.

You're just bragging again - 600' and they can see what?