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<font color=blue>And you might be a conservative if you watched Cheney yesterday talking to the VFW about committment and not get a sick feeling in you stomach.</font color=blue>

Actually that sick feeling left a couple January's ago.

<font color=blue>Hearing him use words like "sacrifice" and not recall his avoiding the military service of his country would be a good sign of conservative thought.

Or listening to him talk about preemptive strikes and wonder what the investigation into his reign at Halliburton is digging up that inspires him to start a war to deflect attention from it could be another symptom of conservativism.</font color=blue>

That is, of course, assuming eveyone is like Clinton. And they're not. His behavior was not normal, try as many did to portray it as such.

<font color=blue>You might be a conservative if you heard him talk about his dreams for Irag while completely ignoring the needs of our allies in the area. That it made complete sense to rant about Irag's lack of democracy while all it's neighbors are dictatorships and that's okay because they're friendly to us. You might be a conservative if his wanting to bomb Irag made sense and you could ignore that fifteen of the hijackers and their leadership came from Saudi Arabia. You might be conservative if you could ignore all the references of evidence to why we should attack Irag were at least seven years old and the most heinous of the crimes committed were when they were our ally and we didn't say squat then.</font color=blue>

Anyone else violating the UN agreement to inspections? Anyone else directly paying the parents of murder-bombers to send their children to their deaths and cause others to die? And how does one state so solidly that nothing is being done? Do we have an embassy in Iraq? Do we have diplomatic conversation? We do with others. And, didja ever hear of a benevolent dictatorship? Again, is any other nation on earth violating their terms of surrender? Or is it O.K. to continue to ignore the threat just because it was ignored from 1992 - 2000, despite continued terrorism! About their heinous crimes - the Iran war? The enemy of my enemy is my friend, Harv, just like the Saudis, right now. Even though they are on tenuous ground. What is said in public is not necessarily what is said in private. It's about saving face, my friend. I learned it from old movies like Westerns, and I'm sure glad we got a New Sheriff in town.

I love your practical mind in things iron-related, but in this......voice of reason? /w3tcompact/icons/eyes.gif

<font color=blue>But then if you're not like Cheney who has no kids or grandkids at risk to military service then you might start considering liberalism as viable.</font color=blue>

Well, my friend, I certainly understand your sentiments there. I wonder, however, if the families in Israel would feel safer if no one cared about Israeli military service. It appears that the alternative, surrender, is worse than the stated objection. And...military service is still optional, and probably will continue to be as long as we can interdict problems before they grow. Would you prefer we wait until they have nuclear weapons, or at least delivery systems for other types of weapons?

I thought this thread was supposed to be funny......
 
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The democrats in WV are mainly Democrat I feel because of the unions,they do not share the same agendas as your Hollywood democrats.I know we all value our right to own and firearms and lot of the Hollywood elite are anti gun/anti hunting....
Also the enviromental issues Gore supported would be hard on the coal industry,which could mean the loss of a lot of jobs for the coal miners in the southern part of WVa.
 
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Re: Greetings RichZ

Rich, I'm just east of Rochester. You can see my shop, and get directions if you go to my website listed in my pofile. If you are out this way let me know.
 
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Re: Greetings RichZ

Hi Von,

Richie and Karen... will start out and take a nice drive and visit 2 or 3 TSC's along the way locally...

How many TSC's are between here and there...? /w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif

Now... that would be a great birthday gift Richie... buy some stock in TSC.../w3tcompact/icons/blush.gif
 
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Re: Greetings RichZ

Howdy, John!
Yup, you know that Karen and I LOVE TSC!!/w3tcompact/icons/love.gif You KNOW we'll check out all we can, so we don't miss a bargin!!! We get tractor stuff, farm stuff, tack stuff, garden stuff, even clothes!! You gotta love that place!!!/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

What a great day that'll be, stopping at several TSC's and visiting Von and seeing his shop. The only thing to top it off would be to buy yet another tractor!!! Now there's an idea!!!/w3tcompact/icons/clever.gif
 
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Re: Greetings RichZ

Hi John, There is a TSC just down the road from my shop, not more than 10 min. away! I seem to find myself in there a few times a month! But still not enough to buy stock in them!
 
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You Might be Liberal if...
* You think militia groups are more dangerous than inner-city gangs.

* You believe that if all guns were banned all crime would
disappear.

* You believe that criminals will flock to gun buy-back programs to
turn in their guns.

* You know who Gloria Steinem is and you would vote for her.

* You believe that the CIA has a secret file about you.

* You believe that Bill Clinton is a moderate, and he never lied (or
inhaled).

* You believe Ted Kennedy has a pleasant enough personality, but
that he is too accommodating.

* You believe that if the government funded one less black "stealth"
helicopter thousands of starving children could be fed.

* You think the government should have more control in the lives of
the people.

* You believe in "government bureaucracy supremacy."

* You think that it takes a village to raise a child.

* You think that communism just got bad publicity.

* You believe 1 + 1 = 2, or 3, or 4...as long as the childs feelings
arent hurt.

* You think public schools are superior to home shooling.

* Your cellar is well stocked with marijuana, Clinton/Gore '96
stickers, and the complete works of Barbara Streisand.

* You believe we would solve most of our health care problems if
government would just increase taxes.

* You believe that balancing the budget will give tax breaks to the
rich and take food out of the mouths of children.

* You believe the only reason UFOs havent made contact is because
aliens would not survive in our filthy, polluted environment.

* You believe the Bible is racist, sexist, and homophobic.

* You believe that adult white males are racist, sexist and
homophobic.

* You favorite sport is MTVs "Singled Out".

* You have demanded that a local store stop selling books that
contain the words "Jesus Christ", but insist they make
pro-homosexual literature available to children.

* You think the only problem with welfare is that not enough people
are on it.

* You believe Randy Weaver is a dangerous criminal with an arsenal.

* You think it is time for the ACLU to openly take over the
Democratic Party.

* You think the media is too conservative.

* If there was a book of the teachings of David Bonior, you would
buy it.

* Your kids attend an EPA summer camp.

* You write to your congressmen and insist they change the words in
the First Amendment from "freedom of religion" to "freedom FROM
religion."

* You believe the US military is a branch of the BATF.

* You would vote for Hillary Clinton.

* You believe the Black Panthers have some good ideas, but you hate
their fashions.

* You believe Louis Farrakhan is a statesman of the first order.

* You dont think its fair that some people have bigger houses than
others.

* You believe law enforcement should be federalized; their primary
goal being to enter homes and confiscate guns.

* You have donated money to turn O.J. Simpsons house into a Victim's
Shrine.

* You believe all hell would break loose if it werent for the UN.

* You believe Richard Nixon was a conscious agent of the ****
conspiracy and that he had John F. Kennedy murdered.

* You believe that if anybody disagrees with your point of view its
because they havent done enough LSD (a Frank Fleischmann classic).

* You dont think its fair that people should have to work to earn a
living.

* You think the Republican Party is plotting to starve children and
senior citizens, and to pollute the nations fresh water supply.

* You define the "rich" as anybody making over $27000 each year.

* You believe that black people cannot possibly succeed on their
own; that they need your help.

* You believe the National Rifle Association is a bloated
bureaucracy that likes guns more than people.

* You find Christianity and anything relating to it potentially
harmful to you and your children, but youre completely open-minded
to Buddism, Taoism, witchcraft, etc.

* You think Rush Limbaugh was planted by the Republican Party to
brainwash listeners with subliminal messages.

* You believe that Vietnam has been completely honest with us
regarding POWs and MIAs.

* You believe it is dangerous to let anyone BUT Washington control
civil and individual rights.

* You believe the Rikki Lake TV program is the most accurate news
source on television.

* You want to outlaw tobacco and legalize marijuana.

* You think porpoises are the most intelligent creatures on earth.

* You think that the money left over in your paycheck is a gift from
the government.

* You think that it is impossible for a black person to be a racist.

* You think that it is impossible for a woman to be a sexist.

* You believe that the problem with handing out condoms to school
children is that they should be handed out to them at an earlier
age.

* You don't view people as individuals, but rather as members of a
group.
 
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<font color=blue>* You want to outlaw tobacco and legalize marijuana.</font color=blue>


I promise that I am not a weed smoker, and if I was a liberal I sure wouldn't admit to it in this thread. Aren't cigarettes responsible for thousands of deaths every year? Aren't the non-smoker's health care costs increased because of cigs? Don't tobacco companies add many different harmful chemicals to a product that could be enjoyed naturally? Aren't cigs incredibly habit forming? Isn't a cig addiction about one of the last things you want for your kids? I am definitely not hinting that cigs should be outlawed; I do not favor more laws. I wonder though, would any political party quietly endorse tobacco companies if they weren't such cash cows at election campaign donation time?
 
   / You might be a liberal if #29  
You should just drop it Scott, its not funny and does not pose any insight into the real reason/issues of our time. What's the point of all that drivel, does it make you feel better to spew all those stereotypes?
 
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Keep it up Scott. I like them.
 
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