I had a neighbor who just walked into my house one day and announced he needed to use the phone. He also approached the other neighbor, just after he had bought the place, introduced himself and said that they must pay for half the fences. Pretty much in one sentence!
One day, he asked them if they wanted to borrow his gun. What for they asked. Well, to shoot the dog. Speaking of their family pet. Well, why they asked. Well, because the dog doesn't listen, so you have to shoot the dog! I guess the dog was snooping around his poultry or something.
He sold the place, moved away and I heard, died. Funny, I kind of miss him.